Shaquille O'Neal Was Sexing Gilbert Arenas' Fiancee.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 6:51PM
[courtesy of Spike.com] In yet another shocking addition to the “professional athletes get laid more than most of us” story, recent divorcee Shaquille O’Neal decided to celebrate his upcoming alimony payments by nailing the woman whom NBA All-Star Gilbert Arenas plans to spend the rest of his life probably cheating on. (And yes sports fans, there’s raunchy e-mails to prove it.)
Just after doing his best to make sure that the Phoenix Suns missed the playoffs for the first time in almost a decade last March, O’Neal began nailing Arenas’ baby momma on several occasions throughout the country. One such encounter came after the following text messages:
Laura (Arenas’ fiancée): Just wanted to let you to know I’m here.
Shaq: Where r u?
Laura: In the hotel… About to go to sleep! u?
Shaq: What hotel and what room?
Laura: The Four Seasons, where r u?
Shaq: I just left goin to a party can I come put it in when I get back? What room u n?
Laura: Is Shaunie going with u? N how late?
Shaq: Hell no. I’m back by 1:30. Can I do it tonite and tomorrow after lunch? What floor u on?
Laura: LOL ur crazy! As long as u taste me n make me cum LOL
Shaq: What room?
Laura: So I’ll see you at 1:30 :~) erase all these messages plz.
This is pretty sad because I spent some time with Gilbert and Laura last time he was here and they looked like a great couple. Are there any good role models left? Arenas is said to be seeking paternity tests for his children with his fiancee, it is quite possible that Shaq fathered one/some of them. Click here for the story.
Shaq and the Cavaliers play Gilbert Arenas and Washington on January 6, I can't wait as the drama thickens.
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Reader Comments (35)
hahaha... center vs point guard... whos gonna win this match? maybe MO the referre!!!
drat. what's up with these athletes??? hay. i guess it does get lonely on top *wink*
karma's gonna bite back and shaqs gonna get the cavs falling in the east.
oh joy. :D
Agent Zero vs. Superman/Big Diesel. Sweet!
Pwnd
I guess VIPs are starting to create a new hobby....
SHaq probably have bigger things to offer..
Mrs. Zero turned out to be a 'ho
WTF? never imagined SHAQ being a Playboy.... hahaha if you have the money and the status girls are as easy as 1, 2 and 3 (not all, but proven look at Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, etc...)
mo, was the sms exchange for real? LOL agent zero gonna wish he was 7 feet tall too....
OMG,,, behind a cheating man is a horny woman hahah
By the way nice Blog Mr, Twister!!!
talagang "what room? what room? what room?" hindi mapakali si shaq. hahah!
"This is pretty sad because I spent some time with Gilbert and Laura last time he was here and they looked like a great couple" yeah right.. as if you are close to them..
ma man! that's probably why he's not in good terms with kobe, ang magnanakaw daw galit sa kapwa magnanakaw!
superman in action! dont worry agent zero last season na ni superdick, este superman to. laos na pare!
agent ZERO!! NOOOOESS!!
Hey man (GiLbert), yo claim to be a playah but i F* yo wife! Good Times. -Shaq
Big Diesel is now the Big Casanova!
GRABE! epekto ba yan ng Swine flu? kasi ang daming mga Swines ngayon....lol....PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggssssssssssssssssss
Hahaha Shaq can't even create a decent conversation with the girl
@tickboy: there are no relevance in your posts except for showing to the world how much of tick (or should I say dick) you are. Argh, why can't you just get a life!