As a sports fan, I've always had heated debates over which activities can be considered sports.  I loathe the fact that poker is shown of sports channels like ESPN or Solar Sports.  I feel the same about billiards as being a sport, when it should be categorized more in the same activity class as chess.  Another hot debate topic is whether golfers can be considered athletes.  Just break down the sport for a bit.  The "athlete" hits a tiny ball with a stick, then drives in a 5 horsepower vehicle to the ball (if not driving, a gingerly walking pace) and then hits it again.  He needs it to be absolutely quiet and if you look at their physiques, there are no intimidating muscles there.  In other words, pussies.  Finally, I can confirm what I have always suspected.  After being the most profitable "athlete" of all-time, heralded as the most dominant in his "sport", Tiger Woods got his ass beat down by a girl. The greatest in the game got beat down with his own sports utensil, by a mother of two!  How awesome is that!  Imagine how great of golfers his two kids are going to be.  Dad is the undisputed best of all-time, and Mom knows how to throw it around as well.

If you heard the voicemail that Tiger left for one of his whores (posted on this site), you have to hear this hilarious slow jam remix of it.  It's way too good.